"drip drip drip, goes the water..." Chumbawamba

During lunch me and my roommate pass all of the standard BYU channels to watch the evangelist on channel 20, the worst part is passing the BYU devotionals to get to it.

My parents used to let me listen to Lady Gaga, then my dad found urban dictionary on the internet and said I couldn't listen to her music anymore, RIP Gaga.

A Moose broke our toilet this weekend, let me explain....Sunday morning I woke up for another eventful Sabbath, when water started seeping up my socks. Judging between the newly formed stalactites on the ceiling, I realized there must have been a problem with our upstairs neighbors. Three hours later at church, we were asked to pray for our fellow ward member named "Moose" who slipped, hit the toilet, and not only broke a bone, but also broke the toilet in the process. I just hope that the water dripping on me was clean.

The hardest task man has ever faced is making a shot into a garbage can. Tearing up a piece of paper, wading it up, and throwing it into a waste basket three feet in front of you is nearly impossible! if you are thinking "no its not" I dare you to try on the nearest can near you. I'm not there, but I already know you missed. The misery does not end there, the follow up after the "air ball" has to be the worst part. Pushing your seat back, picking up the paper (that has now exploded all over the ground) and feeling the cold stares of many disappointed people is a self-esteem wrecker. However, the next time you have garbage to throw, you are confident as ever that you will make it this time.

I don't like tic-tacs, every time I eat them I feel anorexic.